Diaper Don.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Classic self burn.

I’m a little disappointed his ringtone isn’t Enter Sandman.

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

lol austin rivers

Funny, that’s how the old East German Women’s Team did it too.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

I never get picked for anything.......

No way is Carson in her 30s. She looks like a RHOOC castoff.

So AJ Dualerio remains unemployable even at Bad Gawker.

Ugh, look at Fred McGriff.

I too have been playing a lot of Assassin’s Creed lately.

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

The press should find out where he’s going to hold his next speech and hire a mural artist to paint a fire escape door on the wall.

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

Alan Parsons Project: “Games People Play”

Grizzlies want Parsons partition, prefer another person at the position. 

In recent years, the Yankees have been very comfortable with a rapidly declining SS in their lineup. Gotta re2pect the move here.

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?