jamychalrapaport
Jamychal Rapaport
jamychalrapaport

me too

You are selling this idea very short.

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

Sent from my Blackberry

guessing a high proportion of actual handwritten letters.  or aol.com email addresses

I like to pretend his last name rhymes with Robert. And I like to pretend that my TV is a window instead of a screen. And I like to pretend I have friends.

I don’t have an escalator.

I used to poop on escalators. I still do, but I used to too.

An escalator can never break. It can only become a toilet.

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

Clearly @ViralMeningitis is one of KD’s burner Twitter handles and this is elaborate shade.

Also we need to find out who this Scott Free individual is and what ties he has to the whole situation.

I realize at this point, it’s really low on the things that we should care about, but, do you think anyone could explain to him how quotations work?  Functioning government, world respect, we’ve lost all those things, but we should still care about the grammar.

Wrong.

Well the important part is you get to feel superior to everyone else.