If he ever leaves Carleton he can probably get a Fresh start at Prince Edward Island.  

Lamar Jackson Is Way More Fun Than Joe Flacco

The whole thing is even more shocking when you realize the $19.8 million doesn’t even include all the security upgrades that had to be implemented to protect her from surprise grizzly bear attacks.

See, and if he’d done that in the nine losses, and in a few of the no-decisions, he’d have my vote!

He did actually win two of his games where he did drive in either the only runs or most of the Mets runs.

More like the Pittsburgh Stealers, amiright?!

How’s Torts going this semester?

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

you can learn all about sentences on twitter:

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

You’ve heard of Twitter.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

not for nothin, but Silver Sluggers would be a great name for a seniors boxing league

Well, did he come or what? 

Reno?

If you can’t masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM in Vegas then where can you masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM at?

Y’all Queda?

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.