Let’s remember some controversies:

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it! 

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

feed her to a bear

Ugh. You put Mayonnaise against Ketchup, a topping bound to get to the top 8. Mayonnaise on a burger is underrated with a slight tang followed by cream. If only it would have gone against peanut butter to start or getting hit by a car.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Machado about nothing.

C’mon Tom, it’s THE Deep State. 

My kid is 5, and I’m trying to get him into baseball. After running through some names with him a few months back, he decided his favorite player was Trea Turner because he’s young (like him) and fast (like a race car, his favorite thing).

Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

This level of overreaction is a bit much. It's scary, yeah, and yes he would have been "hauled off", but disappeared? Come the fuck on.

“How much money is that former UConn guy making, anyway?”

“You’ve got to think of the people behind you,” he said.

What, exactly, makes you think his guilty plea was coerced? I’m having a hard time believing you’ve read anything about this case, including the very piece you are here commenting on, or you would know that the victim’s parents DO NOT, in fact, believe him. As Diana mentioned, the victim’s mother is on record saying…

He was punished how the court saw fit. He has to register as an offender. He will carry this title forever due to him being in the public eye. He is not owed fame and fortune. He isn't not owed your money or your admiration. He publicly smeared the victim and her family by calling them liars, to further his career.…

I hate to think of it this way, but part of me must, particularly in light of the Tunsil example:

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.