What are Deadspin commenters called?
Deadbeats? Spin Doctors? DS Nuts?

It’s easy, Giannis. Just order from the counter, or use the drive-thru, like everybody else.

There is real irony in suggesting that Derrick Rose is taking a test FOR someone else.

How many steps can you step back? I feel like he overstepped* on that second one.

*traveled

At 0:03... I believe we have a “this is my shit dawg” from Yung McClung

Zack Hample is probably masturbating to this gif

GIF’ed it

*DeVos’s
Stay in school, kids.

AND he’s left-handed? Teach the guy how to shoot a fadeaway and he’s Zach Randolph. Zach Randle?

Hold up. At $27 million... 7.4% of his net worth was that Wu-Tang album? This guy presents himself as some sort of genius?

It is very much relevant.

As a Memphian and lifelong Memphis basketball fan, I really hope Tubby can take a hard look at this team and do what he’s done for so many programs over the years. Quit.

I remember Tommy Moe.

What is the height/weight requirement for considering an adult “very large?”

Let’s not forget the Waynes. So many Waynes.

I expected his shot to be more directed at the Balls.

Yes, the OTHER reason that Mario Chalmers will always enrage Memphis basketball fans.

A rehab-filled season is yet another thing Lin is dreading.

My friend’s grandmother got rid of nothing - instead she put a price sticker on every item in her home in advance of the inevitable estate sale.