Who’s his shooting coach? Bill Cartwright?

Mike Bielecki

That Memphis game will be a fun one.

Plus they have that NBA team that Seattleites were so fond of.

It’s a Bezopolis.

I’m just glad to see any list of cities where Memphis didn’t make the bottom 8.

You mean to tell me you’ve never gotten a concussion from spicy foods?

Folding down the windshield will make it so much easier for the other Wrangler owners to see my Jeep Wave.

That toggle switch is a fuel pump kill switch, as RX-7's are prone to flooding.

Grizz at 34? This guy?

Not just you.

I hate to be “that guy” but he’s known as David Fizdale. Our last coach was Dave Joerger, so I get where you might be thinking “Dave.” Then again maybe you and Fizdale grew up together and you’ve always called him Dave, I don’t know.

Chandler Parsons is on there twice. This list is obviously designed to troll Grizzlies fans.

Bobcat Goldthwait. Just imagine his voice telling you it’s 5:30am every morning.

Big whoop. John Calipari-coached athletes earned $1.1 billion while they were still in college.

And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling bloggers!

Gregg Jefferies! I never forget a... hastily-obscured smudge.