Be Batman.

#soironborn

YOU ARE NOT JOE CARROLL, BIEBS.

If SHE is the succubus, I'm in.

Anybody else hoping for a little Beca/Chloe romance?

UTKARSH

Counterpoint: Castle has been just fine since Castle and Beckett got together, and the ratings aren't substantially lower. My theory why that works is that there's a lot of other things going on in the show - crimes to solve, family members to appease, coworkers who have their own lives.

For the record, I always have Level 5 orgasms.

Just to be sure...one bottle per person watching with me at my house or per contestant? I wanna get this right.

Keeping with the creepy Evangelical theme, my friend pinned this. I dub the style "folk Orwellian."

A nice twist would be for Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann falling in love with each other.

Quoth the police:

(ugh, why does Kinja post gifs so tiny - text is "Die choking on your own blood, please")

FREUDIAN NIGHTMARE

All I got from this is that 18.5 million people showed up to work hungover as fuck this morning from drinking games.

I had to stop watching after like 5 minutes during the live broadcast because it looked like the were filming the whole thing on the discarded set of Passions.

Everything ever written by Tom Clancy.

TRADITIOOOOOOOOON!

The "tone" argument is a regular in our house. Both of us have a pitch that can set the other off quick because we associate it with incoming assholery, and it's usually that one of us needs a snack.