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I am not a mom, but my mother breastfed three children in the late 80s/early 90s (me and my sisters) and she said no one gave half a shit if she did it in public. Sometimes she used a cover but if she forgot it, she just whipped her boob out and let us go to town. She said she never noticed anyone looking at her in

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

I feel like Pinkman is rolling his eyes at you somewhere, yelling “just say Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory!”

As imaginary co-author of “If You’re Gonna Throw Your Life Away, He Better Have a Motorcycle, And Other Life Lessons From Lorelai Gilmore,” I take offense at this.

“Wall Street takes at least three years to recognize that a once-popular retailer who made their name producing relatively affordable well-made basics will tank when they flip off their customer base and shift to weird unflattering trendoid pieces of shitty quality and astronomical prices.”

“Anyway, you can get what’s essentially a Keurig for baby formula now.”

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

This is also on her list, I know I am not the only one thinking it....

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

The subway is basically a gallery of bad and offensive advertisements. My current favorite is this one, which I imagine was the result the following conversation:

I want to love Aquaphor, but I can’t get past the fact that it gets all over EVERYTHING. I get that it’s supposed to sit on your skin and not absorb quickly, but that just means, for me, that any time I try to use it, there’s Aquaphor everywhere. On the lamp, in my eye, coating the sheets, in the kitchen somehow even

When my aunt was in her 20’s and a huge stoner she wrote a letter to Smarties telling them that white Smarties taste the best and all Smarties should be white. They sent her a 20 lb. case of white Smarties. She doesn’t really eat Smarties anymore.

If I interviewed Guillermo del Toro, a play in one act:

Hi, I’m Kristiffer Lawredeschanel, and I’m here to talk about a cause very close to my heart. Every day, Manic Pixie Dream Girls across America are dying. Hundreds of women with crooked smiles and a penchant for describing sunsets while quoting your favorite Camus/Salinger/Dr. Seuss book are disappearing from your

When your country decides to actually provide decent paid maternity leave, then perhaps we’ll talk. Till then....nope. You don’t get to whine about this.

I used to comment regularly on Jezebel for years (under a different name) and stopped because of the feeling the author describes when someone she assumed would be an ally made her feel unwelcome.

I didn’t even think of that! And now I’m thinking how much it would suck for me if it were a custom to decorate weddings with cats and ragweed. I would die.

This is not to hate on people hiring florists/having flowers at their weddings. Flowers are gorgeous! I love flowers. They are symbolic and can be sentimental, and some locations need them, so it doesn’t look like you’re getting married in a prison.

Hue: widely available, good colour spectrum

Hue: widely available, good colour spectrum