It’s actually a DIY project, you just need to stamp your own little gold-embossed train onto it.

Oh, hey, you can also get free shipping at West Elm with promo code FREESHIP.

I have actually been looking for a passport holder, and I am totally willing to be that chick at customs.

I regret nothing.

I’ve been wearing high-waisted skinny jeans EVERY SINGLE DAY for like two weeks and no one can see how cute the waistband is (three buttons! so cute!) and that is a CRIME.

I got the Topshop eyeliner because that sounds AMAZING and I don’t care about being able to remove my eyeliner. I will sleep in it and roll out of the bed the next day like yeah, I already did my makeup. Also got a $2 crop top because why not?

brb, adding everything listed in both the article and the comments to my wedding registry

We are having a Maine barn wedding! With a BBQ buffet, so I can eat BBQ and mac and cheese at my wedding. I will be wearing a giant apron over my giant white dress, because I have never once eaten BBQ without getting sauce all over myself. The dress doesn’t have pockets but the apron has TONS of pockets, which I think…

Yes, exactly! I love Kate Spade, but I limit my occasional purchases to the local outlet sales and ebay. Saturday was out of my budget and not what I look for in Kate Spade.

Oh my god, you are my new hero.

I am pretty sure most of my clothing from Delias never actually did wear out? It was just misplaced or damaged due to user error. The vast majority of my middle and high school wardrobe (until I discovered Hot Topic, anyway) came from Delias, and I don't remember any of it getting threadbare or torn.

I hate Taco Bell but I would absolutely eat this and am kind of sad that I don't have one right now. Am consoling myself with the fact that I don't live in Oklahoma.

Where are all the people who met on a group vacation specifically designed to help the attendees sleep with each other? I know it's not just me and my boyfriend. (Yes, we are embarrassed about having met on Birthright. No, we don't have a good cover story.)

You know, when I was a kid this would have been on the orange line. What happened, green line? Were you jealous of the orange line's distinction as sketchiest color?

My mom kept her last name AND I have her last name and not my dad's. It confuses the fuck out of people, but I think it's awesome. I'd never change my name, and I'd never ask a spouse to do so, but I'd be totally ecstatic if my boyfriend wanted to use my last name. And I do fully intend on giving any future spawn my…

Seriously, that dress/hat combo is adorable. I would wear that normally, not for Halloween.

This is very grown-up Wednesday Addams and I WANT IT SO BADLY GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

Going by context, I'm assuming it means the number of people you've banged.

There are some alarmingly sincere Amazon reviews talking about how great this book is.

I grew up in a house with no makeup (or bras, and my mother was SO DISMAYED when I asked for bras and started shaving my legs). I got into makeup in college because it was fun to play with, but I wear makeup maybe twice a month — black eyeliner and gold shadow for nights out, and a tinted moisturizer for the rare…