Can we talk about open gusset panties for a moment?

I am flattered my description generated such interest. My father was an officer in the USAF, served in the Second and Korea, was a spook during Viet Nam. I spent a few years @ the Company as well. As I said, when I present this case, particularly in Europe, the Customs officials, the older ones in particular, make a…

However, do not visit ANY OTHER PAGES at WestElm on your way to check out, or you’ll have so much shit in your cart that the free shipping will be negated, like, thirty times over.

Is that a new online store?

This weekend my buds and I drank all day and then at the end of the night played “one minute make overs”. Basically two people each got one half of a face. Timer was set to 60 seconds.

Because nothing says “If you’re looking for someone to rob, pick me!” like stumbling around in the wrinkled clothes you’ve been wearing for a week when everyone else around you is dressed like they know how to operate a washing machine.

I learned from a very polite representative of Christians United For Israel that it is “1939” — “the political conditions are exactly the same for Jews as they were right before the Holocaust.” I thanked him, took a pen, and moved on.

I want to quickly point out that of course of this woman’s actions were irresponsible and irrational—that’s the nature of phobia, an irrational fear that is debilitating. I have nearly done this for another reason (not spiders) and it’s horrifying. I’ve been locked in rooms by my phobia. Locked out of my house for…

I love Alison Brie and she can do no wrong.

Who the fuck defrauds the people they brought into their high-level crime? Like, if you need a patsy, that’s fine, but you don’t fuck over a patsy and let him live. No wonder these morons got caught.

Could also be a catholic mother. My mom informed me at 19 years old that she wanted at least 5 grandkids and I had better get started right away. I am now almost 28 with 4 dogs and 3 cats. Suck on that mother.

also I think we crashed the Topshop website

I recently bought a crop top and have not worn it because I haven’t figured out what occasions warrant a crop top. Work? Heck no. Staying home playing video games? Trying too hard. Grocery shopping? IDK I think I’m overthinking this.

I’ve mastered the three-day eye makeup look

I frickin love acid. So much. I just can’t fuckin find it anywhere.

I saw someone do this with an Archer costume for Halloween in Seattle and it looked amazing.

My guess is that at the colleges that these guys plan on attending, this video will make them (Jesus Christ) SUPERSTARS!!!

FYI, folks who haven’t pushed a baby out: my shit was also wrecked, but my vag was as tight as ever after about year. I did literally nothing, too. Just, like, 2 kegels whenever I happened to read the word “kegel” in my everyday life. I’m not doubting the author’s story, just saying that there is variation.

Sounds stupid but I’m writing a fanfic crossover between TGW and SVU and he is SO much fun to write.

I saw some at Target or TJ Maxx or something for pretty cheap the other day. Just buy a couple cheap-ish ones for each of you and call it a day and leave room on your registry for something more practical like margarita glasses with stems that are cacti