Wear a name tag that says that your name is "Eileen." Eh? EHHH?!!

I was at Whole Foods once, when I heard a mom saying to her toddler, "Midas! Don't touch that!"

My question is: Where I can stream all the seasons of Homicide: Life on the Street?

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

So, like, everyone on Livejournal in 2002?

Didn't this happen to, like, everyone who was sexually confused and emotional on Livejournal in 2002? I am just amazed you knew all the players in real life.

RUFK that no one has yet nominated Maleficent? If she were here, Katie JM Baker would be ASHAMED.

Where is Charmed on this list?

Uh, is this even a competition??? Willow from Buffy. Duh.

Willow is pissed that she was not included in the suggestions.

Is there any question?

I was waiting on a chance to speak with someone at RAINN (which didn't happen until this afternoon). While ideally the turnaround time would be quicker we both needed to find time in our schedules to talk. I didn't want to write about this without talking to them.

Seemed appropriate. Just like this seems to be an appropriate response.

Not only did you provide me with a single concrete target to project my fears and insecurities and Orientalist desires upon, you gave me someone to compete with, which is what I was implicitly doing every time I put my ideas to paper. I was trying to prove my eloquence and brilliance to someone whose own eloquence and…

I think this guy had a psychotic break. Seriously. This is terrifying. I'm less inclined to think he is a douche and more inclined to suggest that he has, at best, a severe personality disorder.

I don't know what that gif is from, but with the bow, awkward head angle, and the stiffness of her head, neck and shoulders, the lady reminds me of the ghost stories from childhood. I'm afraid if she unties that bow her head will fall off.

I miss OLD SVU.

This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

Off. That queen better count her lucky stars that one of those boys didn't fall in love with me. Those chapter titles would be a hell of a lot different: