Fruit or chocolate porter shows up to dates on a Vespa.

Porter shows up to dates on his fixie.

Can someone tell me about a website that celebrates women and feminists alike? When I started coming to Jezebel they had a lot more articles celebrating great women and discussing feminism. Lately it seems to be all snark and I want a change. Though I do love Saturday Night Social.

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

Who? Does she have black panties?

My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.

I Know a guy whose ex fiancé took the lids to everything in the house when he kicked her out. The lids to the pots and pans. The lids to every storage container. The toilet lid. Just the lids. I love it, the girl must have been a real winner.

yeaaaaah the invisible knapsack!

I'll just leave this here:

Never Forget.

"Of course the yellow and black cookies are crushing the helpless, creamy white center. JUST LIKE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION."

No, you put on an Indigo Girls CD and kick out anyone who sings along.

Jessica has known this for years.

I guess you can tell a lot about the parents depending on what graduate degree their nanny has.

I love it how it's all people who appear to be descendants of Europeans who are upset that someone descended from foreigners can be Miss America. It's like ten-thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

This one was my favourite

I sang that to the tune of Mustang Sally. I really should go now...

Spoil-not-Game-of-Thrones.

The best in my family are Experience Mayhew, a dude, who was actually kind of awesome because he was bilingual in English/Wampnoag and later learned Pequot (all the better to convert you with, my dear, but—nonetheless!) Also a Mayhew but a girl: Innocence (bet you didn't see that one coming!). A Stuyvesant: Pain.…

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