Here she is today. Happy, Healthy and resenting my mother.

I would like to argue that Kimble is the worlds cutest (and strongest) puppy. This picture was taken during her recovery from parvo virus, when she weighed about two pounds. Literally the scariest two weeks of my life, almost losing a puppy that we had only brought home four days ago but were already very in love with.

How to react.

My face went like this.

"If you don't want ipads around stay home."

Yep, my children's dept would have a "pretty dress" section with dresses in every color and all kinds of sequins and sparkles and tulle...and all genders of kids would be welcome. Similarly, there would be an overalls section with all genders welcome, and the t-shirt section would be subdivided into animals, flowers,…

Oh you are on the Burt Diet! I am so happy to see that it's working for you!! Congrats and please send me photos of how you look, passed out face down in a pile of empty wine bottle and pizza crusts! I like to put them up next to my own.

And though it was never spoken, it didn't need to be. Hannah knew that by wearing the largest pair of sunglasses, she had won. Bethany and April were left to glumly pick at their salads, plotting their next move.

Hey! We play this game all the time in my house. In our game, Burt gets on the floor and thinks she's a lion who needs Vodka to fight a magic wizard. If she crawls over to you and screams at you to go get her some Vodka, and you can do it without crying about what she said about your mom, you win! We call it 'Burt…

Is this what killed Seamus Heaney?

I clicked on the link to reassure myself that this was self-published rather than put out by any self-respecting publisher and discovered a fact more vomit-inducing than the "poetry" itself...that it has a 4.5 (out of 5) star rating and a bevy of glowing reader reviews.

Next year: I've Got A Hunch!!

Unless there's a charismatic OWS leader building a barricade on Wall Street while singing about the blood of angry men I'll probably give it a pass.

Okay, preface this by saying I have never heard this song, haven’t heard of this song until a few days ago, and zero personal evidence that Macklemore is not a rapping fish or something (couldn’t pick him out of a line-up… though I do know he’s white from reading this article). BUT... it strikes me that this comes…

Would love to see Thatz Not Okay special edition on this topic. But I think we all know how Caity would answer, "Is it okay to tell my long distance boyfriend's new wife that he was sending me dick pics on their wedding day?"

I tried, but I can't take the test because it requires a connection to Facebook! I thought deleting my Facebook made me MORE quirky and interesting, or is it only the constant threat of deleting Facebook that qualifies? And then by actually doing I revealed myself to be a lame-o uncreative nerdling?

I would just like to state that I have read this entire ad.

Of course Massachusetts, state capital Boston, loves creampies...

The best commentary was from black twitter and black tumblr.

Can we get a real list of factors from parents that should have been in this study. I'll go first and in no particular order. (full disclosure: I'm Canadian but I don't think it mattes much)