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Welcome to the over 30 Mohawk club.

Those little comics were by a woman named Trina Schart Hyman who was fucking awesome children's book illustrator. She was a cool feminist whose representations of children's lives were based on the lives people really live (messy apartments, a copy of Joy of Sex on a mother's bedside table, posters for N.O.W. marches…

I'm always pretty amazed to see what teens google. (I clear browser histories as a volunteer at the library.) "Why are my friends mean to me?" "How do I make friends?" It makes me want to give them all hugs, except the one 13 yo who has set up a ridiculous fake profile on a dating site, and just looks at pictures of…

Hmm at Jezebel ignoring what was trending globally on twitter last night (#SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen) and how that tag started because of white feminists aka Jezebel protected and ignored what Hugo Schwyzer did to WOC.

And today, he is a man.

The songs aren't really that similar; one is well-sung catchy tune with a nice message, and the other is Katy Perry.

I'm disappointed that this list neglected to rank The housecat, a position where one of you sits backwards on the other's chest, slowly suffocating them, until they wake up and agree to prepare you some breakfast.

God, Taye Diggs. Taye Diggs style, Taye Diggs smile, Taye Diggs seemingly like a really sweet partner who has a loving and funny relationship. GOD.

Leave me alone, science!

These Yale dudes are getting away with murder.

I don't think I've ever chimed in on this topic here before, despite the huge number of times it's come up and how willing I usually am to say things that are potentially inflammatory...

I want mine to come with a salt lick, Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy ice cream, and an ounce of pot. Please and thank you.

I want this for adults. Except instead of candy, you get tiny bottles of vodka and other assorted 'encouragements'.

Was she persecuted during the party? That might be "Gypsy themed". Yeah, I've always thought there was a level of marginalization (at least in Europe), that always reminded me of Native Americans a bit in that they deal with genocide (literally and culturally) and then they enter the phase of being romanticized b/c…

I'm admittedly against the death penalty anyway, but it seems like a plea that would keep him in prison for the rest of his life might be the best result. I'm not sure that testifying and being cross-examined and having to see the fucker again would be helpful for his victims.

I highly recommend that Democratic congresswomen sport these earrings, not only in solidarity with the anguished Texas women, but as a stain guard for their suit jackets in anticipation of the next time Steve King says something so stupid their ears bleed.

Fake origamis are killing America. Dude. That receipt from Taco Bell you folded up into an uneven triangle is not origami. Come ON.