We’ve barely finished dinner, Dear, let’s let our food digest.

It seems that a study just hasn't been done on the number of women who watch Who, but the ratings have slumped within the last couple of years. Years that have seen female characters increasingly sexualized and marginalized. It's not impossible to think that perhaps female fans have turned off their sets out of…

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hey pal! long haul trucking costs gas BOTH WAYS! same point here!

HOLD UP.

Also, if you don't get preggo before 35, your kid will get Downs Syndrome. And if you get preggo during the full moon and you haven't shaved your legs, it will be born a werewolf and tear itself from your womb.

Well, you already got schooled on this but yeah, Terrance Howard has made the same complaints and "blamed" black women for why he dated white women, which is something that some black men who only date non-black women do. If you pick a woman and love her and you are cool with your choice, why do you need to shit on…

It's amazing that once black men enter the picture, sisterhood goes flying out the window. Listen here, white lady. You are a woman. You have certainly been on the receiving end of some man creating a fiction of "crazy women" to justify his own bad behavior. If a rape victim speaks out, and the man comes back with…

Let me introduce everyone to my favorite sports bra company, Moving Comfort. I have ran three marathons in their rebound racer model. They not only keep my 28DD boobs from juggling around but they have individual cups so you don't get the good old uniboob look.

Funny tampon story from this week: I put a still wrapped tampon in. It unwrapped from the middle and I accidentally left the top half on, and was very confused when it was leaking an hour later. I almost pissed myself laughing when I realised what I had done. Then I got sad because I didn't know who I could tell about…

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte or a Miranda? I'm a real Feminist, so I'm a Carrie in that I wear head to toe blood when I interact with my womyn time.

Yes!

"Portlandia, which might as well be Brooklyn."

An app that sets you up with people and suggests that maybe you're not as gay as you think you are? Hell, my grandma does that for free.

This is why I gave birth at home on a bed of lentils.

I doubt I'll see this but it's nice to see a Boston movie that's not about the Irish mob, Harvard or the Irish mob attending Harvard. ("Ben Affleck IS Prof. Whitey McGlynn in 'Crimson Mist.'")

It's a fashion statement, and a small-business approach to your hobby. It crosses political lines between democrats and republicans!

These, DUH. That way every time these babies fill up I can get another abortion because, you know, it's my hobby.