It's like everything that's frustrating about knitting, in dress form. But prettier. I bet she had a personal assistant in the limo with her to detangle all the threads.

I still have all my old Playmobile toys! They're still awesome. I love all the detail they put into the historical sets.

I saw Krrish in theaters and it was DELIGHTFUL. Good soundtrack, too. Not as good as some of Hrithik Roshan's other movies, but vastly better than Dhoom 2.

I like the premise, but I am heartily sick of the White Male Lead With A Tragic Past.

The order of operations is CRUCIAL. If you find that you've failed to follow the proper instructions, your only recourse is to form a circle with the fingers of one hand and repeatedly poke the index finger of your other hand through the circle until your target either 1) falls for your irresistible charms, or 2)…

Damn, that tattoo is gorgeous, but I kept getting distracted by the adorable underwear. Tiny bows! So cute! Anyone know where I can find underwear like that?

Honestly, I don't think I've ever thought of ANY sex act as inherently degrading. I think it's more about intent, and what the act means to the participants.

Oh my god, that is genuinely adorable.

In his defense, he also made me chicken soup from scratch.

How To Lose Weight Over New Year's, by Jam Tart

I feel like we must have different definitions of "fine governor", because this liberal Masshole thought he was a shitty governor who was more interested in planning his future presidential campaign than actually working for his constituents.

This is the greatest story I have ever heard.

But where is Michael Fassbender?

My boyfriend and I broke two condoms in six months, before I went back on the pill. Trojans, I think? I'd never had a problem before, with any brand.

Do I need to curl my eyelashes? How would I know if I needed to curl my eyelashes? Is there really that big a difference between regular eyelashes and CURLED eyelashes? I AM NOT SNARKING, I AM GENUINELY CONFUSED. I mean, I realized eyelash curlers were a thing, because I have seen them at my local drugstore, I've just…

I would like ALL of these, please!

This strikes me as completely reasonable and in no way objectionable to any of the parties involved!

Maybe we can work out some sort of time-share?

Milo, what did you do to your FACE? GET THEE TO A RAZOR!

AMAAAAAZING