I LOVE THAT SHOW. And seriously, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this article. New episodes in January!

I just got this and it's AMAZING.

I saw that and was confused. How is Batman nice?

To be fair, Back Bay is probably the nicest of all the orange line stops? I mean, I've never seen a guy jerking off onto the tracks at Back Bay (thanks a lot, Downtown Crossing), and most of the gun violence seems to be between Ruggles and Forest Hills.

There is an actual cupcake stand at one of the Harvard Square entrances, which makes me really happy even though I prefer to make my own cupcakes.

Blake, Ryan, the orange line, really? You couldn't pick a slightly less sketchy train? Come to the red line; we have cupcakes!

My college roommate kept like three bottles of weed wine in our fridge. It was...actually kind of disgusting.

This is bullshit. I'm an excellent baker, but I rarely follow a recipe and I almost never make the same thing twice. My goal is delicious chaos.

I'm super-loud regardless of whether or not an orgasm is anywhere near the horizon. If you're having fun and not actually faking anything, don't worry about it. Some of us are just naturally noisy.

This, exactly! If I weren't enjoying it, I wouldn't be doing it. When I want something specific, I ask for it. Who ARE all these women faking orgasms?

This, EXACTLY. I forgo so many pairs of otherwise perfect shoes because they just don't quite cover the entire toe area.

Thank you! I'll have to check it out next time I go shopping!

1) You would look awesome in a burlap sack. 2) Stretchy pants are that sexy, yes. It's like guys accidentally glued their eyeballs to my yoga pants, sometimes. Although I have noticed that ANY tight pants will have that effect. 3) We should discuss this more later. With drinks!

Does anyone know what color lipstick she's wearing? And where I can get it?

She's actually from an alien species. They carry their babies between their hips and their knees.

I have noticed that the more time I spend in Sephora accumulating free samples, the less I care about the state of the economy.

You can find the article on Lifehacker. I didn't see a link, either.

I just almost snorted coffee out my nose.

I just completely forgot what I was going to say.

Well, this is my new favorite musical.