Not voting; too traumatized by the defeat of Hobbes. HOBBES, people!

So people who listen to music while reading books all the time are what, bipolar?

I put on foundation for a meeting with clients recently. But only because I blush sometimes when presenting information to an audience, and foundation makes it less obvious. My usual office look involve brushing my hair. Sometimes. Unless I forget.

I kind of love the cover, and how obvious it is which girl is which. If I've learned anything from the Vampire Diaries, it's that curly hair is for the BAD doppelganger, and straight hair is for the good one. I didn't read most of the Sweet Valley books — did Jessica straighten her hair before stealing Todd from…

At work, so I didn't watch the ad, but I can't stand regular yogurts, especially the flavored, fruity kinds. They're way too sweet and I don't like the texture. I've tried a few plain, organic yogurts that had a better flavor, but I still prefer Greek and other middle eastern variations. Giant containers from the…

I LOVE corsets. I have painfully bad posture, and corsets have always made my back feel a million times better. Also, they support my boobs properly, from underneath! So much less strain on my neck and shoulders! The one time I wore Spanx, I liked the feel, but not nearly as much as a corset.

I was around 11, I think. After running around the playground during recess, a friend suggested that I might need a bra. Apparently there was...movement. Yeah. I was a D-cup by thirteen. They're bigger now (fuck you, birth control side effects!), and I actually really like wearing pretty balconnet bras when I can find…

My boyfriend doesn't talk much. Neither does his father, and his younger brother is friendly, but also apparently doesn't tell their parents much. When I met the boyfriend's parents for the first time, his mother sat down across from me over tea and declared that she'd always wanted a daughter because her sons never…

Stritch! Let's face it, she can wear whatever the hell she wants. Also, mmm, Starbucks pumpkin bread.

You know, I DO want something cute to put in my purse!

Dear Scott Brown,

Glamour's editorial board is blatantly liberal. Sometimes, especially around elections, they try to give fair and equal coverage to conservatives, but it's always obvious that the publication has a strong liberal bias. Their content fluctuates, but they've run some fantastic articles on global issues involving women's…

Ha, I very intentionally picked a gym where the locker room is a bastion of nudity. It's AWESOME. Not everyone likes it or feels the need to walk around naked, but the biggest complainers usually find another gym. The yelp reviews are pretty clear on what to expect, if people somehow manage to miss all the nudity…

I hate the phrase "mature enough for sex." Sure, it would be RESPONSIBLE if all heterosexual people waited until they were financially stable enough to support a child before having sex, but really? I worked for safer sex organizations in high school, educating my peers, providing free STD testing, and handing out…

I hate the phrase "mature enough for sex." Sure, it would be RESPONSIBLE if all heterosexual people waited until they were financially stable enough to support a child before having sex, but really? I worked for safer sex organizations in high school, educating my peers, providing free STD testing, and handing out…

Trying to edit for double post. WTF, Jezebel.

THANK YOU. I had sex with a girl at 15 and with a guy at 16. I waited until I felt ready. I worked for safer sex organizations and did outreach. I handed out condoms to my fellow teenagers. I did RESEARCH. The sex I had at 15 and 16 wasn't amazing, but I didn't expect it to be! And I've certainly never regretted it.…

...seriously? Condoms break. (Edit: this in regard to the judgmental comments about pregnant teenagers, not all of whom lack common sense.)

I was just going to recommend Little Red Riding Hood Uncloaked! It's been one of my favorite books since high school!

The dress is cute, but I want those SHOES.