I look forward to the inevitable smash cut from everyone stressing out over the dire situation to Matt Damon lounging around shouting commentary at Three’s Company.

Another great touch was something that actually wasn’t there: Fury Road doesn’t end with another character talking about Max as a mythical figure like Road Warrior and Thunderdome do, helping to underscore the point that it wasn’t even his story we were watching.

There is no way in hell Warner Brothers would have allowed a Justice League movie as gloriously insane or thematically rich as Fury Road to be made. I’ll gladly take what we have over what might have been.

It really is disgusting how Republicans exploited Charlton Heston (and now Clint Eastwood) when he was clearly incredibly senile.

Great choice. Despite what the title might indicate, Dredd was Judge Anderson’s movie.

Meh, he was just a cool mask and a lot of flexing. Toecutter was a waaaaaay better villain.

Nah, Catcher in the Rye is still good as an adult, just in a completely different way. Whereas teenagers tend to identify with Holden as a hero and preacherof Truth, to adult eyes, the book is a fantastic portrait of a screwed up kid who reveals far more about himself and his wounds to others than he is yet capable of…

I can see that comparison, especially with how Sansa keeps ending up with these sadists, but I like Ramsay far more as a character than Joffrey. Joffrey was just a one-dimensional sadist with zero positive qualities. Ramsay, on the other hand, is really trying his best to be a good son and make Roose proud. He just…

Josie and the Pussycats was actually a really fun bit of satire, with some great comedic performances.

Hooray for clunky, ham-fisted foreshadowing!

That Hulk looks like he should be drawing a bloody smile onto Batgirl’s face.

The cast they got together for the BBC radio play would have been perfect for a movie.

Ooooooooooh, space madness. I like it.

But he already made 2012!

Enchanted was a fun inversion of this.

Bronn and Jaime being dicks to each other was by far my favorite part of this week’s episode. Here’s hoping we get a lot more of that in the coming weeks.

Major bummer that Lupita Nyong’o is going to be buried under CGI, but otherwise, looking good.

Now that’s just unfair. The way the market’s changed in recent years, there are actually a lot of very good movies being released direct to video.

Jaw. Dropped.

The problem is, even if The Walking Dead were well executed, there’s only so much progress characters can ever make before they destroy the premise of the show. Show them adapting too well to life post-apocalypse or somehow finding a cure, and the premise is over. So all they can do is find someplace that’s safe for a…