LeBatard said something this morning that stuck with me: We’re fast approaching a point where Alex Rodriguez will be more well liked than Derek Jeter. Who saw that coming?

Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

He looks like Frosty the Snowman if Frosty were made out of mayo

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

If one were to click the star on your comment, would anyone know?

In 1987, these two teams played in one of the best playoff games there’s ever been. I know that was a long, long time ago, but either of these teams being in the playoffs seems just foreign.

And there goes my coffee out my nose....

With the caption “nice defense bro”

Jesus Christ. You’re going to Hell. And so am I for laughing.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

If it possible for both teams to lose in the same game...

This guy is basically my idol.

...and it’s former 28-year-old rookie Brandon Weeden...

I may not agree with all of your comment, but “READ A FUCKING BOOK” will always earn my star.

It looks like the most generic sub-Blomkampian bullshit you’ll ever scrub through on Netflix in a drunken early Saturday morning haze. If it’s an endangered species it deserves to die.

"YEAH JEETS" is going to be the meme of the day, right?

@sibelian: Great comment.