Oh god. We've already seen possessed limbs in things like Evil Dead, but to take it to full-blown Cronenberg levels? Fuck. Yes.

Starfish limbs becoming possessed a la Evil Dead? Something stirs in R'lyeh.

Nope, still terrible. And all that visual noise just reeks of filmmakers who are doing everything they can to hide the fact that they're making a movie about giant mutant turtles.

Ehh, I much prefer the Jason Momoa as Aquaman rumors to Josh Halloway.

Please don't give Moffat any ideas.

Clearly the most horrific villain introduction of all time was Boba Fett in the Star Wars Holiday Special.

The general public wasn't aware of what The Avengers was before Marvel Studios, much less Iron Man.

Yep. The Wachowskis' creative ambition means their work often ends up being a mess, but they are ALWAYS worth watching.

Oh god, the ending of that show just about ripped my heart out.

Maybe I'm just a weirdo contrarian, but I actually preferred Bogus Journey.

No need to act ashamed of this choice. The ideas behind the Matrix sequels are quite good. It's too bad the execution was such a mess.

Pacific Rim's great sin wasn't that it made no sense. Pacific Rim's sin is that, outside of one amazing sequence, Pacific Rim was BORING.

Pacific Rim was fist-pumpingly awesome... for one scene. The Battle of Hong Kong was as much fun as I've had in a theater all year, but the vast majority of the movie was incredibly dull and full of cliche one-dimensional characters.

Yeah, I was gonna say, Jason Todd is an example of how to resurrect a character correctly (well, not the actual mechanism with Superboy Prime, but the way the character was treated after the resurrection.) He still gets to be the failure that haunts Batman, but in a more interesting and active way than just Batman…

You speak much wisdom, Argh.

"Not Battlefield Earth sucks, just Avatar sucks" is such a wonderfully descriptive phrase. And so perfectly sums up Elysium.

Have you not seen Europa Report?

I take it you're not American? Our Christmas culture is so sanitized and commercialized, it doesn't have room for something like a krampus.