Oh sweet Jesus. This has me in tears, I'm laughing so hard.

What if your favorite TV show doesn't have a worst episode?

The live-action Cowboy Bebop movie with Keanu Reeves.

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So was Gravity.

Okay, at the risk of sounding like a pretentious dick, if you actually believe that Catcher in the Rye is a book only teenagers can enjoy, then you REALLY don't understand the purpose of that book. It's not about how Holden is a misunderstood hero. A lot of teenagers love it because they make this mistake. The book…

"Serialized stories should be adapted into a serialized format."

This sounds eerily similar to the Black Mirror episode, "Be Right Back."

Meh, it's just Miley's twerking synced to Attenborough's narration of albatross mating.

You are clearly winning at parenting.

But you still gotta be a heartless bastard not to love this particular Deus ex Machina.

Coach Batman would be the better strategist, but he also has trouble relating to his players and getting them motivated. Whereas players would be willing to run through a brick wall for Coach Supes.

I'm pretty sure there are a couple of lesser-known Hemsworths who would have gladly taken the roles.

Well, yeah, that's kind of the point. An all-powerful being who has to create a game with absurd, arbitrary rules just to keep himself amused. An idea that Alan Moore used to brilliant effect in "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?"

No. Though I don't want to rag on the acting too much. They didn't really have a whole lot to work with.

Evil Dead 2?

Finally, Pacific Rim the way it was meant to be seen: with fast-forwarding through the terrible plot and characterization to get to the awesome battle scenes.

Blade 4: This time, he's white.

Hey now, Eerie, Indiana managed to scare me on a couple of occasions!