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Car chase through venice. Car chase through Venice. CAR CHASE THROUGH VENICE!

I contest the inclusion of Demolition Man on this list. Not because it's not enjoyable, because it obviously is, but because I think it's a legitimately good movie, not just "so bad it's good." I've always interpreted it as a campy satire of ridiculous dystopian predictions, and when viewed through that lens, it's

Umm, The Thing?

Blade Runner may have missed the point of the book, but it does manage to make another good point, and make it well. I like a lot about I Am Legend (Will Smith turns in a great performance) but it never really makes a point of its own.

So are we just assuming Monsters University won't be the return to form?

Well, I've gained a whole new level of respect for Mark Wahlberg's professionalism.

I just realized the male spacesuits from Prometheus accentuate their boobs more than the female ones. That has to be a sci-fi first.

Those were about board games, but they were based on children's books. Then the board games were defictionalized.

If only the makers of Battleship had learned from Clue and made it into a ridiculously fun camp-fest, the movie might have been worth watching.

You didn't before?

I guess they're going for the old school Fleischer look.

Maybe a Power Girl boob window, but star-shaped.

For many of them, the answer is, sadly, no. This sort of curriculum isn't just about teaching kids the wrong information; it's about making sure they never even develop the critical thinking skills necessary to question these teachings and recognize this bullshit for what it is.

If I were an insect, it would be pretty terrifying. But seeing as how I'm a human, it's pretty freaking adorable.

What are modern mainstream superhero comics if not fan fiction with a bigger paycheck?

Oh wow. That song is just BEGGING for a comic book death parody.

"He manipulates situations. He's incarcerated when Kirk is talking to him and yet he still gets Kirk to do his work for him."

Darkly funny would work well for Iron Man.

Everyone knows Q is one of the three most alien letters in the alphabet, along with X and Z.

Either? If you're dealing with a character who's truly all-powerful, then it's going to kill the drama of your story, regardless of whether or not it's a hero or villain.