Great. As if io9 didn't already eat enough of my time, I've now spent the last two hours reading in-depth and insightful film reviews as written by the Hulk. :D

I remember watching the extras for Blade, and they had an alternate ending where the main bad guy turned into a weird blood cloud thing and fought Blade. Of course, that ending didn't make it into the real movie because (surprise!) the filmmakers realized that amorphous cloudy blobs do not make compelling villains.

Shouldn't it be Hulk 2? Since Bana-Hulk isn't part of the Marvel continuity?

Does that mean the day he was born or the day he became the Joker?

Wouldn't the original be Julie Newmar, not Eartha Kitt?

Are we sure there just hasn't been a surge of interest in recently-deceased Golden Girls and ancient Roman Stoic philosophers?

Yeah, even though he works in comics and his work is steeped in that pulpy tradition, I don't think Moore's actual writing is nearly as pulpy as Harkaway's seems to be. That particular description just sounded eerily reminiscent of the crazy old comic-bard.

The fact that this was posted shortly after yet another thread about bringing back Firefly makes me giggle.

I can't really see Duck Potatoes as a girl's name. Maybe a boy?

So would I. Now I just have to remind myself to keep an eye out for strange happenings from Argentina in 20 years or so.

Because they valued not getting busted over succeeding in the kidnapping?

[io9.com]

"Call it existential pulp, a genre in which everything is redolent of comic books and action serials, but there are also serious questions about the nature of existence and personhood being asked. "

Easy: The kidnappers didn't leave the baby in the morgue for 12 hours. They had it somewhere else for 12 hours, then put it in its box in the morgue right before the parents got there. Parents open the box, and voila! Magically undead baby!

Ah yes, Gandhi. Truly one of the great villains of history.

God help us all.