My biggest regret about Guillermo Del Toro not directing The Hobbit is that it killed the one opportunity for Andy Serkis to be in the same film as Doug Jones and Ron Perlman. What could have been....

You're certainly not alone there. Justin Hammer was horribly written, but Rockwell made me love him anyway.

I don't understand. Why would you ever need to justify an infatuation with a nerdy girl?

They've been doing animated movies since Justice League Unlimited wrapped up, but they're about to do a CG Green Lantern series for Cartoon Network.

I think he was talking about the whole death and return of Superman saga and just got the titles wrong.

DC and Marvel love to crap on characters in general, not just the ones created by Steve Ditko.

How does that not compute? Dumb comedies can be both ridiculously dumb AND hugely enjoyable.

Be Kind Rewind is an awesome tribute to the joy of filmmaking. But it's really a Michel Gondry movie that happens to star Jack Black, rather than being a Jack Black movie.

Obviously The Change-Up looks awful, but the tagline "The body-switching comedy, as you've never seen it before" is a hilarious bit of self-awareness. Kudos to whoever came up with that one.

Nice to see the Chupacabra is staying active in keeping its title as lamest mythical creature ever.

...But does Sam Rockwell dance?

I think that's part of the charm of the original. It's got all the trappings of a cheap, tacky, big dumb action movie, but it's actually a pretty smart movie.

I remember reading the book, when it talked about how Alan Grant really liked kids because they shared his unbridled enthusiasm for dinosaurs, and thinking "wow, this makes so much more sense!" But it just wouldn't be Hollywood if they didn't jump at the opportunity to make the guy who gets stuck with the kids the…

Sorry, but as much as I love me some John Cusack, I'm not buying this casting. I just can't imagine Brock Samson being giddy at the opportunity to put him in a headlock.

I would absolutely pay for a real bottle of Mudders Milk.

How can you have a list like this without including some crazy Tesla doomsday device?

All I know is that they better not mess with Captain Planet's mullet, or there will be hell to pay.

Ma-Ti: The Aquaman of the Captain Planet team.

Yep. He voiced Kwame in the show.

This reminds me of the brilliant evolutionary battle between the encyclopods and the dark ones from Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.