“But actually Bernie, our most interesting find is that you’re also related to Donald Trump.”

As someone who watched and (for the five of those years) loved Community for six seasons and watched it teeter on the brink of cancellation before finally getting the axe (twice) and who bemoans the lack of even a season of Heat Vision and Jack, this should feel satisfying to see Dan Harmon in the mainstream but it…

What kind of terrible society makes all these robotic theme parks set in the past, but does nothing cool like Harry Potter world, or some sort of Duelist Kingdom-type card game tournament?

I’d like to remind the internet that BvS purposefully rejected Bryan Cranston begging to be Lex Luther to instead gift us with Eisenberg’s millennial nonsense instead.

Or just undiluted revulsion.

We’ve already had a car run into the top floor of a high rise building and then crash into the top floor of a nearby high rise and then another...and then we had a car chase involving a submarine in the arctic. How in the hell are they going to top that?

Why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

I just don’t get the need to put successful animated TV series on the big screen. Generally, the shows are written around half hour segments or serialized over 2 or 3 episodes but the format remains.

The movie is 100% full frontal Bob and Gene.

As long as we don’t see Gene’s dick. Bart’s was bad enough.

After 10 months of a category 7 hurricane of shit, I am simply spent of rage. This week alone has drained every last erg of violent, uncontrollable anger.

Correction: he actually called him a “fucking moron.” I believe this is an important distinction.

I strongly suspect this will be a very quiet comment section because ... well... this feature’s about dead by now.

Black Mirror actually soothes me. It let’s me know I’m not crazy - it validates my paranoia and general feeling that western civilization is fucked.

Man, that’s weird, this is usually an isolated behavior that someone only does once in their entire life and isn’t part of a pattern of abusive behavior exhibited over and over again. I’m shocked.

Fucking WOW, this guy is even worse than I thought he was and that’s saying a lot!

Queue the Polanski apologist shitbags.

In fairness, SS had much bigger problems than Leto. What an nonredeemable shit show. Still, it was arguably better than Bat V Sup.

Hey, he and I have something in common!

So is this all just a rationalization for him to sit around at home posting snarky political memes on Facebook all day? Cause if so, he really hasn’t considered the amount of existing competition in that arena. It’s really a saturated market.