Daniel Radcliffe is so handsome :)

“Radioactive” has too many syllables. Please eliminate three.

Yeah, right, like why would you say you didn’t murder two people when you actually did?

Subtitles are ascribed to The Florida Project video rather than Lady Bird for some reason.

There’s hardly any Violet in this trailer. My kid self is raging.

Surprised Lars von Trier’s newest wasn’t on this list. I’m very excited for The House That Jack Built.

Still don’t know how to feel about The Florida Project’s ending. I get the point of it, that a rupture was needed, but the execution is so distracting and out of nowhere that it nearly kills all the emotional impact of the preceding scene for me. Hopefully a rewatch will change my mind, but for now I’m decidedly…

Poop is gross. People who poop are fucking gross. Ugh!

Gerwig, Peele, Nolan, Guadagnino, and Spielberg. Calling it now.

I can’t wait for the English-language companion series, America: Only Bad Things Happen.

OH MY GOD THIS IS SOME JUICY SHIT

You know, I’m not one to subscribe to silly conspiracy theories, but I think you’re on to something here. It was Oswald Cobblepot who killed JFK!

I want to see both of those before October runs out but I also really don’t. I’ve been kind of cheating myself watching cheesy, not-really-scary-or-gory horror movies this month like the Chucky series and Halloween sequels, while avoiding actual horror. I guess I’ll try to watch them through my fingers, knowing what I…

It’s time to go prime!

It’s funny that Fairuza Balk sounds more like the name of a pagan goth girl than does Nancy Downs.

So Daniel Radcliffe has now played Ginsberg and Ghinsberg. What’s next, Ghinnesberg?!

Wow, no note this time telling us that Gizmodo, like the A.V. Club, is owned by Univision Communications?

This is amazing. You should be hired to do this for every video.

How strange. I prefer them better.

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