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If they cancel a movie premiere Everytime there’s a mass shooting in America, they might as well cancel all red carpet things for every movie ever coming out ever.

The shooting is a horrifying tragedy.

“Say goodbye to these, Michael! Cause it’s the last time!

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So, umm, this site has been getting a bit . . . wonky on Chrome for Android.

Sounds like a Dope Show.

It just seems cheesy for the Gilmore Girls to cash in on the current It craze with those balloons.

You see, kids? This is what happens once you get involved with McCarthyism!

The “everything happens for a reason” rationalization, in contexts like these, makes me incandescently furious. So, what — God’s plan was that a child should die horrifically, that the child’s family should be shattered, that the life of the driver be shattered, so that some moppet across town can get a heart

So you’re saying this would have been better had they placed Ellen Page in a remake of Pretty Woman first?

I can’t bear your joke.

Not glut. Survival. Polar bears need to store a crapton of calories as fat to make it through the winter.

Polar bears seek out whale carcasses as they’re a great source of fat and, if found, are sure things (ie. no hunting, not moving, ready to eat).

Please be safe, if they run out of burritos, you’re next.

I love watching omnivores taking advantage of a free buffet.

Cool contribution to the discussion man.

This really doesn’t sound like something I’d be interested in, but Carla Gugino is just wonderful, and this sounds like a total showcase for her abilities.

Damn. Bruce Greenwood is looking FOINE.

Yeah I’m getting some serious deja vu with both the review and some of these comments.

hey look it's the two dullest white people actors that are in goddamn everything for reasons