It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

“Sure, our coach imbibes a little excessively every now and then, but don’t we all?”

Devonta Freeman: (grabs ball thrown at him before it hits ground)

Forget you and your anti-Southern idioms. Its only strange to YOU people, you fancy, gel-in-hair Northern types who don’t understand when you offer a Coke, its an offer for any soft drink. If you ORDER a Coke, you get a Coke. People calling it “pop” suck far worse than us simpletons who call it Coke. Not to mention we…

Fuck IPA fever. I am so sick of wasting ten minutes per table explaining our vanilla espresso IPA, our 36,000,000-minute IPA, our Antidisestablishmentarianism IPA. Go hump a barrel of hops and GTFO of my face.

edit: I guess that would just be Patriots Celebration Month?

“Biten”? Not a word... :D

You’d think Cromartie would understand that when it comes to children, people make mistakes.

I will be crushed if it’s not Olynyk or Kyle Korver. Because reasons.

I’m not actually sure what’s worse—denying the evidence or just flat out saying that the economy is more important than, say, the survival of our planet.

Maxwell is just lucky to not have been killed off at the end of last night’s episode.

In the local radio broadcast post game, Julio was shockingly humble, saying when goaded into making a derisive about Maxwell, “Well, he didn’t have much safety help, and I was able to make a few plays”. He wasn’t being sarcastic. He sounded analytical and modest.

Because it’s funny when you see the trainer fall but then you’re like, oh shit, Kuechly probably has a serious head injury

This team is just. good. enough. to devastate us when we inevitably lose.

Me during the game: WAHOOWA! WAHOOWA! WAHOOWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?

Thank you - and I mean this sincerely and in the best possible way - for wasting a tremendous, tremendous amount of my time.

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…