I remember an episode of Tosh.O where the “Web Redemption” segment featured a young white southern couple.

Millsap truly has the COMPLETE GAME and is a joy to watch. He’s the difference between a 6 and a 3 seed for the hawks

Ate Chipotle yesterday. Now I’m dead. Thanks Obama.

*Cynic Alert* I think she’s out of his will and doesn’t want his current wife cashing out on his death. I bet if she was in the will she’d be all for people buying the commemorative t-shirt.

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I also favor the less-sweet ciders, but luckily they all have the sugar content on the bottle/can (in GA at least). I usually shoot for less than 12g/12oz.

I know right? Every answer is “Consult your local laws” then [snarky non-legal opinion].

Highly doubtful he called the police if the tip was better

Original Smokin’ J

This reporter confused her own name with original poster’s name

some canadian probably

I’m not actually sure what’s worse—denying the evidence or just flat out saying that the economy is more important than, say, the survival of our planet.

I had to call the WahooWaaambulance

She blocked me on Instagram because I would always comment how hot she was (she’s not). Fuck Erin.

The logical next step from my perspective is GPS tracking on the truck that carries your parcel, so you can see if it’s close or across town.

6 games for the same offense. Classic Goodell.

Fettysburg Address

Liking Creed is cool again because hating them is so cliche.

I got a 7-10 split in Wii bowling once. Probably my all-time greatest sports achievement.