Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

Yesterday he was incredible. Sure he didn’t close down Marshall’s goal, but everything after that was absolutely sublime. He’s already a club legend for us.

And really, Emenike should have had 5 or 6. Hit the woodwork after a brilliant pass in from Payet and he was offside for two more goals. Could have easily put 10…

Kirk Hinrich is the Darin Erstad or David Eckstein of basketball.

I, in an almost self-loathing way, am a Duke fan, but I must say that Grayson Allen is (arguably) the most infuriating player I’ve watched on a Duke squad in my entire life.

Why do I want to punch Grayson Allen in the face?

It’s better to mention that in the comments than the actual post, that way everyone knows you didn’t find it out afterwards.

He bumped Scheyer off of my Duke Mt. Rushmore within about his first 10 games LY (Laettner, Paulus, Wojciechowski, Allen).

I thought I jumped on the Allen hater wagon a little early, but turns out my instincts were right.

Wow that is a REALLY obvious travel.

make sure you have a cigarette handy

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

I’d be very interested in seeing Christopher Reeve kick anything.

TEEEEEEEEUR A PLAAAAAAAACE WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE BLIIIIIIIND MERRRRRRRRN SEEEEEEEEEEEEER

We’re 20th because we’ve got Payet.

I just don’t think you understand.

Remember that time when Will Bynum was?

Millsap has been an absolute beast this year. Definitely living up to that new contract. Watching him play he always looks so smooth in under control. Reminds of the days of watching Joe Johnson when he was with the Hawks, but Millsap plays much better defense and doesn’t need Iso.