I did that for 13 years!

God damn, thank you for this.

Intrinsic reward is the best and most meaningful reward.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

The contrast of your handle to your comment is hilarious, bordering on the absurd.

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

Good thing Randy Johnson retired. He didn’t take no animal on the field bullshit.

Albert. Every word you write here is true. But I present to you a very important counterargument.

It was nice of Mapou to bend down so that Messi didn’t have to run and get his head-butting stool from the sidelines.

The best part is AJ looking up at the umpire in disbelief after not getting the call.

Hahahahaha! That’s funny.

You don’t go out looking for jobs like that, do you? On a weekday?

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

I got two games for taking a sick day when I wasn’t actually sick. So, do I get more time off?

But then he would have a red flag, so he wouldn’t be red flagged for not having any red flags anymore, so that red flag would be rendered moot, which would mean he would have no red flags, which would be a red flag, which would mean his lack of red flags wasn’t a red flag anymore, which would take away his red flag,…

“All crucial decisions made in the Atlanta area are made with the goal of avoiding traffic, and then failing to avoid that traffic.”

this deserves at least 87 stars

What company logo has been tattooed on the most people? My vote is the Nike swoosh.

“You could smell it at practice.”