The SEC even does media guide errors better. On page 178, after Vanderbuilt’s schedule, they accidentally left in ‘BLESS THEIR HEARTS’.

“We sincerely apologize for the offensive error in the media guide.”

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Toothpaste guy isn't using a finger. He's saying he takes a shit of paste then spreads it via tongue before brushing. Kind of genius...

The police report mentions that, as the attack was taking place, Kromer repeatedly yelled, “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.”

“Yeah, I sold you the business now give me more money!”

But what do you do when the officer administers the Field Smugness Test?

Try not to get shot. Also try to be less black.

No true lawyer ever answers a question, at least, not with a straight answer.

I’m sure he buried it in fine print somewhere... and by reading it you are now subject to wage garnishment. Lawyers....

Counterpoint: Pearl Jam rules.

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

this was good. it wasn’t great. i mean, it didn’t blow me away. this was pretty normal. it was fine.

Not to mention an amphibious rodent within city...that ain’t legal either Dude.

The truck isn’t taking two spaces though, look carefully, the space left to the truck has a charity thing.

If you’re an NBA player with a cat, or if you are an NBA player’s cat, make yourself known.

Lebron’s 4-2 record tops Jordan’s 0-6 record. GOAT