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Ignore the haters. My 8 year old can do lots of things I can’t, like hide in a drier during hide and seek, whip up fake tears on demand, and pull off a side-ponytail.

Which one did you vote for? I voted for the upper La Llorona. She’s currently winning, so I’m good.

I don’t want to be That Asshole, but right now it’s pitting La Llorona against La Llorona, which maybe was the secret all along.

Not to make you feel bad JujyMonkey, but you have a 9 year old.

No, you don’t “gotta be that guy.” Nobody’s “gotta be that guy.” If you can’t correct a typo without being a dickhead about it, maybe just go fuck yourself next time instead?

Thanks for catching the typo—it’s fixed now. Have a great day!

You don’t have to be that guy. The world would keep turning.

Goddamn.

I thought the correct terminology was “purrito.”

The first one combines two of my least favorite people in the world: people who invite parents to their wedding and tell them not to bring their kids

When other people who are supposedly your friends decide to make an event you’re paying for that celebrates your momentous day about them and their needs and their kids, the only threat they respond to is something extreme. Kids change an atmosphere and if you’re told they’re not wanted, you can choose to stay home.…

On the contrary, many of my colleagues are either museum curators or work in historic homes. They say children, even well-intentioned, well-parented children, do horrifying things every single day. They don’t have the same sense of value that we do when it comes to architectural spaces or precious objects. They climb…

I’m voting female rage all the way. In any other contest I’d like to see dragons win but COME ON. Baba Yaga has been a feminist icon before we knew we needed one.

Fairy? What in funfetti birthday cake pumpkin spice unicorn glitter hell?!

I think I have made me several enemies by my general disinterest in babies/children.

You know when a mug of herbal tea is especially good? On a nice, beautiful, crisp fall day.

I’d say for 2d art a good thing to do is to frame it all, even if you’re just using Dollar Tree frames it’ll still look better than mounting things on the wall with thumbtacks and sticky putty.

I’d like to add:

Why why WHY is Fairy beating Satyr??? Which would you rather be, some fragile tiny woodland creature, or a horny stomparound getting wasted while they shred on the panpipes?