they need substantial proof about why he did it.

People getting all butt hurt about the new Klingons because they just can’t handle the thought of species with a high degree of variability.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Huh, that’s so weird. I wonder what it could possibly be about Jared Kushner that would make Breitbart readers not like him.....

It is only going to get worse.

As indicated on this ridiculous family tree:

Only 3/5 as much as you think.

This seems to be a common misconception. After the IPO, the price of stock has no direct effect on the company until it tries to raise more capital in the future. So it sucks for Blue Apron investors, but the company will live or die by their sales in the next couple years, not the stock price.

*wakes up*
Man I feel like I got hit by a bus... oh that’s right.

Why don’t they just land at night?

You’re giving him WAY too much credit here. He’s not some criminal mastermind, he’s a FOX News grampa yelling at the TV.

Please do NOT give us Young Morpheus

Actually, you could. You could have simply skipped the article, but you didn’t. You clicked, AND you commented. That’s significantly more than not caring one bit.

Oh, sure, here is my state issued government ID that I, as a responsible American citizen, carry in my wallet at all times!

Start your web browser, go into the settings menu, and find the option to ‘clear cookies’.

Monsanto suing farmers over cross-pollination is a myth that frequently pops up as an anti-GMO trope despite widespread debunking. There was a case in Canada where Monsanto sued a farmer who, for a variety of complicated reasons, ended up with a crop of canola that was 95% Roundup resistant. But the only other case…

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

Nuisance attacks like this are a blessing. Enough of them will force the industry to rethink security, which has been a long time coming, before something far worse happens. Otherwise, no one will commit the funds.

And just think, once Amazon gets it drone delivery system up and running in earnest, you can literally shoot down free shit from the air.