I would beg the Sorting Hat to put me in Tellerpenn

This is some Grade-A unintentional satire.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Actually I think you’re on to something. Someone needs to write a story about the galactic protests against the Skywalker family and all the civil suits filed against them. You could make it like a mocumentary. It could be pretty damn funny.

It is not my fault that public transit is broken and I take offense to your premise. It’s mainly the fault of the people who refuse to shower that frequent the trains and busses. Being unable to get their stench out of my nose for half a day every time I board the light rail does not make me want to abandon my car.…

Because building a bunch of new nuclear reactors in a seismically active area is such a great idea. What could go wrong? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima…