Also known as a toroid...

Single party rule is the system of every AUTHORITARIAN country, not specifically Marxist ones. Lots of fascist countries also like single party rule too. Authoritarianism isn’t a left-right thing.

two other cuttlefish dropped out

Tell her that if she’s ever been in the kitchen while you’re cooking meat, she has inhaled some meat particles, and thus cannot call herself a vegetarian.

Like this?

“34 percent adult protection (yes, that’s out of 100%)“

All I know is my gut says maybe

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

Kneeling during the anthem gets you permanently ejected for endangering people's feelings, so there’s that...

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

His name is Whett Thudd. Modern scouts, with their algorithms and advanced metrics, will tell you he’s too small and too slow to make an NFL roster. But what those bean-counters can’t see on their spreadsheets, what old-school football men know in their hearts, is that this former Appalachian State standout linebacker…

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Non-consensual kissing is not okay. That fact that the ball wants to give him a little kiss doesn’t give it the right to do that. I think the batter’s body language demonstrated his reluctance clearly enough that the ball should have known it was unwelcome, even if he didn’t explicitly say “No”. Best to use a standard…

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

the world’s most iconic novelty telephone

CP violation was first spotted in koans, particles that contain strange quarks, in 1964.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.