“Here’s one-fifth of a hint: it’s got chili powder in it.”

diced yellow onions, yellow mustard, celery salt (like they use in Chicago), and the real pièce de resistance is the special meat sauce simmered for two and a half hours before being ladled on top.

Counterpoint: soft serve is good and valid and lots of people like it. If you don't, don't eat it.

This guy seems happy to cut off his dick if it gets him likes.

The sad thing is you were paid to write this whiny crap, and your editor actually let it through.  

“Brunch is inherently gay for the way that it challenges the traditional breakfast/brunch/dinner trinary, queering the very idea of mealtime, but that’s a level of analysis that is not present in any of the discourse.”

One very large bennie to aging is coming to the revelation that things like this (social media as well) are worthless and should be ignored for any reason other than to mock them.

Bing-fucking-o. This sits authors are becoming professional whiners.

This isn’t the hill you want to die on.

As a straight male who drinks mimosas at brunch rather frequently...I will now be ordering a “MANmosa” since apparently something so basic as a drink order at a meal will let me know those who I have no want to be around in my life. I obviously cannot speak for what you heard, but I believe the emphasis on “man” was…

I don’t get why you’re slagging on a perfectly acceptable, normal everyday food choice. “Barely recognizable as human-grade food?” “Baser instinct?" If some famous chef came up with this, you’d be singing its praises.

“Children, in my opinion, are flexible and curious and it’s no clearer than at the table.”

Children, in my opinion, are flexible and curious and it’s no clearer than at the table.

Wut.

Dennis lee, living in Chicago, reps dominoes and doesn’t own a kitchen scale that can go below a gram.

If you’re sensitive/don’t like garlicky aftertaste, do NOT get the new chicken at Chipotle.

I disagree that “anyone can cook” a bit.  My grandma on my mom’s side could fuck up Sun Tea.  Like how do you fuck up put water and tea bags in container and leave in the sun.  lol  Needless to say we never let her bring ANYTHING to thanksgiving.

To piggyback on this, I often see people criticizing In N Out while not taking price into account. People always say that Five Guys or whatever is better, which, whatever, individual tastes vary. But part of what makes In N Out great is that a cheeseburger costs about $2.50, whereas a cheeseburger from Five Guys is…

New England/Northeast has used it for years

That’s going to come as a surprise to a lot of people who have been using “cookout” for decades, regardless of attendees’ skin color.