You realize that shit’s in Gatorade, too, right? Why does Subway get all the flack for that shit? Turn it around and consider the fact that yoga mats are made with edible materials.

yeast farts

I can’t imagine it’ll be all that good by the time you get it home.

I use Flavacol popcorn salt and colored coconut oil. Both available on Amazon.

Roadrunner left me feeling like he was never happy and never got over his addictions, he just transferred his addictions from one thing (or person) to another until it killed him in the end. 

The McRib isn’t that great. I’m not sure why it exists. Every time I’ve tried it’s been a disappointment. I wish Mc Donald’s would bring back their broccoli cheddar soup, Big and Tasty or their Johnsonville sausage.

Yeah I was hoping for a (candy) corn dog instead of this (candy corn) dog.

First, discover negative energy. Next, create reverse microwave.

Oh, I understand. You’ve got plenty of experience conveying your assholedom, and you practice often to keep your skills sharp. No one is mistakenly thinking you’re a good or decent person, don’t worry.

I read your entire (short) comment. You said nothing anywhere about being instructed to do so by the owner, so in fact you implied you did this on your own.  

The bravado of the kicker “GO NUTS WITH YOUR ORDER”, well, it just makes you look like an asshole considering, again, you said nothing about the owner asking you…

Cheddar always separates...

so much of Flay’s Food Network content was either him being a super sour a** or an egomaniac. Fieri, love him or hate him, seems way more authentic.

I don’t know what kind of ketchup McDonald’s uses, but it is definitely not plain old Heinz like Burger King claims to use (and is still nasty watery tomato jizz). McD’s ketchup somehow has this extra tanginess, almost vinegary that balances out properly cooked, hot fries, or covers up when they’re obviously not a…

Classic “I’m not [whatever] but...” line.

One would assume the writers at “The Takeout” wouldn’t be too good for fast food, but they all seem to resent the fact that they’re not working on a generic foodie blog.

Because when you call yourself a comedian you can write a shitpost and claim it’s funny.

Yes. Whataburger FTW. Also, breakfast! HBCB on a jalapeño biscuit? Hell, yeah!

Culvers’ is okay, don’t get me wrong, but it ain’t Whataburger. Their concretes are better than the burgers...

In N Out is trash, top to bottom. Not just the fries.

Culver’s is better than in-n-out...whataburger is better than both...

My grandmother would do minestrone in my family, with the bone and some big chunks of ham.