I hate that you wrote this, stick to cars.

Hmmmm. I’m not sure Subway’s quality has really changed all that much over the years.

I’ll be honest, as someone who always ran in nerdier circles, I’ve known more than a few Sheldons in my day.

I was able to tell by the pixels.

seriously. i’m no regular soda drinker, but zero is miles better than diet.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

I swear to God those damn things are the reason why I have poor eyesight now.

But that would stop this from happening, and this is a good thing that we want happening.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

thermal cameras are expensive and shit.

Oh yes they do.

Take it from a sex coach. Yes they do. They not only pay for sex but they pay more and plan it out farther in advance.

Your company is called Gawker, and you constantly cross-post articles across the various URLs. To me, Deadspin/Jezebel/Jalopnik/Gawker are simply URLs part of the Gawker company. So my comment is that seemingly every URL part of the Gawker network seemed to go bonkers with excitement over the mediocre Ghostbusters…

No Hulk Hogan lawsuits up in here! Only bears, baseball, and balls

Says Concourse at the top of the page. I think you guys are fucking with us.

Is there REALLY a difference?

The stink of Gawker permeates all the sub boards.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.