What the hell is that?

It’s ads all the way down!

You guys got me wondering if the “ranch dressing sauce swap” disqualifies the local pizza-joint concoction from being called Pizza at all.

Do these chickens still lay eggs?

I remember a quick-serve TexMex joint called Two Pesos.  The same thing happened to them too.

There is something about Domino’s pizza that, as soon as it is no longer screaming hot, produces a smell I can only describe as nauseating. I find I can eat maybe two slices before that smell leaves me unable to tolerate even another bite.  I’m sworn off Domino’s pizza at this point.

We also had an underwear bomber, but are, for some reason, not required to take off our pants in the TSA line.

Personally I can’t wait until TikTok is banned.  I don’t need a “funny” video of someone preparing $5.00 frozen tacos.

I’ll never not love robin eggs.  They’re basically Whoppers malted milk balls with a candy coating.

You need to go to a grocery store or Walmart in the morning hours of a Saturday or Sunday. I can’t remember the last time a co-worker tried to sell me GS cookies directly.

Excuse me. This popcorn chicken contains 0% popcorn. I demand satisfaction!

On the other hand, pecan pie is ubiquitous in Oklahoma, my home state, and is the most-searched pie there.

I knew a guy. He prepped a brick of ramen noodles. Didn’t like the taste. Added canned tuna. Didn’t like the taste. Added peanut butter. Didn’t like the taste. Added flamin’ hot cheetos. Didn’t like the taste. Added cholula sauce. Ate the whole thing that way.

I was going to go with Tom the cat romancing the girl cat saying “Come wis me to zee Kazbar...”

“We want an excuse to re-formulate the product with cheaper ingredients while still getting PR points for being ‘green’” probably. Remember when Breyers was a good product and now they can’t even legally call it ice cream?

Personally I’m not firing up the air fryer when I am in the mood for a fast food burger.  Tots at Sonic are (at least) a vastly superior side dish to the usual fries.  You want to talk about overrated Sonic sides?  Try the onion rings.

Seconded.  I stopped having lunch at a place I really liked because there were people bringing dogs with “service animal” vests.  I’m pretty sure those vests were purchased from Amazon and were supported by no documentation.

I treated myself to one of those Prix Fixe Thanksgiving dinners a few years back. Food was nice, but the lady in the booth in front of mine plopped her baby on the table and proceeded to change his diaper.   I’m OK with banning children in adult spaces.

Your article places Stigler in Ohio, but the actual map puts it in Oklahoma.

Which is why I am suggesting that they sell it off.  Do try to keep up.