Let them sell off Harris Teeter.  I despise that place and their rude staff.

It’s virtually identical to a product they marketed in the 80s that they called “Taco Lite”. Back then it was marketed as a diet-friendly option when it was twice the size of a regular taco  and came with double the calories.

Nobody, but nobody in Oklahoma is making cranberry jalapeño dip ever.

Hardee’s/Carl’s have the best breakfast biscuit sandwiches in the business.  Prove me wrong.

Is it weird that I want to make an Oreo creme-based candle?

Back in the day, you had to be 18 or older to operate the slicer we used to cut lettuce and the machine we used to shred cheese.  These days taco joints just cut open the bags of lettuce and cheese that were produced in a factory.

Somebody please help me with the pronunciation of “pho.”

Y’all are really leaning into this one, eh?

That reads like a Klingon swear word.

These tactics are just basic.  Remember when peanut butter disappeared from stores for a month at least and when it came back it had doubled in price?

Tenuous connection to food is tenuous.

Having been to a thousand gas stations with filthy restrooms, I can’t disagree more.  Having spotless, ample, and PRIVATE bathroom facilities is the deal-maker.

The best thing about Buc-ee’s spotless bathrooms is that there are probably fifty completely private stalls. Ceiling to floor tiled wall and a real door with a real locking mechanism. No stall gap for weirdos to peer through.

There used to be a pizza place in my home town that packaged to-go pizzas on a flat piece of cardboard with a kind of paper bag tent over it.

I imagine it’s a reference to the ride home in the car with the pizza box on a passenger’s lap.

Is it that there’s not a very big market for low-dose treats or is it that no one knows what the market for low-dose treats would be because no one is producing that kind of product?

“Cynthia used to drink Slurm...”

Wacky races drivers Penelope Pitstop and Dick Dastardly are holding out for better contracts.

Dear Kroger,

YUM brands needs to fix KFC.  Every time I’ve had KFC chicken since the pandemic it has been small pieces of dried out chicken.  Every other fast food chicken brand has bigger and tastier chicken and doesn’t leave a dead, metallic taste in my mouth like KFC does.