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Do these chickens still lay eggs?

I remember a quick-serve TexMex joint called Two Pesos.  The same thing happened to them too.

Or at least change the title of the slideshow to “See how a wild wet winter changed Lake Oroville.”

I see it as an reflection of the kind of storytelling we’ve grown accustomed to since the late 1970s. We’ve come to learn that even people we think we admire might have made ugly choices to get where they are and that we don’t always agree with the actions our leaders push on us.

Zack don’t crack

There is something about Domino’s pizza that, as soon as it is no longer screaming hot, produces a smell I can only describe as nauseating. I find I can eat maybe two slices before that smell leaves me unable to tolerate even another bite.  I’m sworn off Domino’s pizza at this point.

We also had an underwear bomber, but are, for some reason, not required to take off our pants in the TSA line.

Personally I can’t wait until TikTok is banned.  I don’t need a “funny” video of someone preparing $5.00 frozen tacos.

I’ll never not love robin eggs.  They’re basically Whoppers malted milk balls with a candy coating.

As far as I know, Federal and state “Do Not Call” lists are still a thing. I imagine the increased calls are coming from foreign call centers who feel free to ignore US law.  Case in point-- we used to get these on my work phone, always from an area code I don’t recognize.  Now we get the same calls from a

She gave off “don’t trust me” vibes from the second I saw her.  I believe she’s collecting brain-washed scientists to help rebuild the Empire.

She now has first-hand knowledge that Mandalore could be rebuilt. She also has first-hand knowledge that the symbol of Mandalorian ascendance is alive and well in the living waters.

You need to go to a grocery store or Walmart in the morning hours of a Saturday or Sunday. I can’t remember the last time a co-worker tried to sell me GS cookies directly.

Excuse me. This popcorn chicken contains 0% popcorn. I demand satisfaction!

On the other hand, pecan pie is ubiquitous in Oklahoma, my home state, and is the most-searched pie there.

I had no idea that the voice actor for Hermes Conrad was in this.

The original Beauty and the Beast was on TV over the weekend and I was amazed that I could still sing along with the songs and that the story kept me engaged even though I have seen it dozens of times. I would argue that the “live action” remake is an insult to the classic.

To quote Mark Hamill quoting Harrison Ford—”Kid. It ain’t that kind of movie.”

Is Gideon a “Grand” Moff? I thought his title was just “Moff”

I knew a guy. He prepped a brick of ramen noodles. Didn’t like the taste. Added canned tuna. Didn’t like the taste. Added peanut butter. Didn’t like the taste. Added flamin’ hot cheetos. Didn’t like the taste. Added cholula sauce. Ate the whole thing that way.