I’d like to second all of that. Does anyone actually think that it wouldn’t end up being a dystopian nightmare?

If he had been, we’d just be hearing a load of complaints about how “small” the Star Wars universe is.  I liked the Greenbeard look.

I thought it looked like a giant alligator with a turtle-ish shell.

What did Luke do for a bathroom on the long X=Wing schlep from Hoth to Dagobah?

I figure he’ll just start accepting jobs where he can bring the bounty back “cold”.

I can picture them offering a 6.1" iPhone SE at a price point of around $550.  It makes sense given the lackluster sales of the 14 Plus and the rumored price increases for the 15 Pro series devices.

I was going to go with Tom the cat romancing the girl cat saying “Come wis me to zee Kazbar...”

“We want an excuse to re-formulate the product with cheaper ingredients while still getting PR points for being ‘green’” probably. Remember when Breyers was a good product and now they can’t even legally call it ice cream?

Personally I’m not firing up the air fryer when I am in the mood for a fast food burger.  Tots at Sonic are (at least) a vastly superior side dish to the usual fries.  You want to talk about overrated Sonic sides?  Try the onion rings.

I sell these things as part of my job and the number of people who even ask about the dynamic island is vanishingly small.

Wasn’t Jango involved with the training of at least the first few generations of clones? I don’t know, it all kind of falls apart if you look too close. Like Palpatine’s plan. 

Omega did grow up on Kamino among thousands, if not millions of clones who already kinda sounded like Temuera Morrison.  The options were for her to sound like them or like the singsong voiced Kaminoans.

Seconded.  I stopped having lunch at a place I really liked because there were people bringing dogs with “service animal” vests.  I’m pretty sure those vests were purchased from Amazon and were supported by no documentation.

I treated myself to one of those Prix Fixe Thanksgiving dinners a few years back. Food was nice, but the lady in the booth in front of mine plopped her baby on the table and proceeded to change his diaper.   I’m OK with banning children in adult spaces.

Your article places Stigler in Ohio, but the actual map puts it in Oklahoma.

Which is why I am suggesting that they sell it off.  Do try to keep up.

Let them sell off Harris Teeter.  I despise that place and their rude staff.

Also on Gizmodo— “Galaxy Fold 3 screens are cracking.”

That’s good idea except didn’t the First Order blow up Coruscant and several other core worlds?  I can’t imagine a galactic population being nonchalant about having the Capitol destroyed.

It’s virtually identical to a product they marketed in the 80s that they called “Taco Lite”. Back then it was marketed as a diet-friendly option when it was twice the size of a regular taco  and came with double the calories.