I agree with VidaSlayer.  You came off as an entitled jerk who gets off on stressing out the employees at your buddy’s stores.   The additional comments you added more-or-less cemented that opinion.  

You should record this with that “arms of an angel” song playing in the background.

I don’t recall ever having a bad meal at a Whataburger.  Off topic, but their breakfasts are better than just about any of the other fast food options.

I’m partial to this one.

There isn’t any such thing as “guidance on tone.”  Not here.

Special Dark or GTFO

He’s always been my least favorite Food Network personality. And since they’ve been developing a stable of very likeable hosts (many of whom represent more diverse backgrounds) I think Food Network feels it is giving up very little. Bring on Maneet Chauhan, Aardi Sequera, Molly Yeh and Kardea Brown.

I despised that show.

Maybe you could have used Bok Choi.

“We Apologize For The Inconvenience...”?

Aren’t *special* mushrooms often found in cow poop?

Absolutely an urban myth. EVERYONE knows you have to get a wrapper with the birthday party to get the free tootsie pop.

If Little Caesars is often in well-travelled shopping centers with big name stores as neighbors, then the same should be true for Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Papa John.

I am a fifty-something year old man and I can tell you I am often completely invisible when I go to restaurants and dine alone. I get seated in a lonely corner of the dining area, my server doesn’t seem to ever notice I am there. I sometimes have trouble getting so much as a menu and a cup of water. It doesn’t matter…

I get the same thing except corn.

Long have I waited for some fast food provider to create a spicy chicken and waffle breakfast sandwich. I’d think a chain with southern roots would jump on the idea.

Back in my day Dominos would deliver a 9" (medium) pizza to the dorms for about five bucks. Pizza arrived screaming hot and tasted better than it had a right to.

In Texas there are In-and-Out stores and Whataburger.  I’d drive an extra ten miles to get Whataburger and a side of onion rings.

I’m told that They Might Be Giants also enjoys their coffee.

Does Rob Bricken know about that one on the far right?