ALL HAIL THE HYPNOBOOBS.

What? We’re too sophisticated for a “Hail Hydra” headline?

According to topless robot. God’s Luke Thompson, “it’s belly clobberin’ time!”

Are they still dead set on Genisys sequels considering the current film’s underperformance?

I wonder why Mythbusters has never been offered for syndication. I’d rather watch reruns of Mythbusters than reruns of Mike and Molly for pity’ sake.

I don’t know... Hunger Games?

Question : isn’t Zoo just basically the same concept as The Happening only with animals instead of plants?

This one. Not even kidding.

Per say? I thought Rob Bricken was the one with the proofreading disability.

I like pork chops.

Can’t I be an introvert AND an asshole?

Why not She Hulk? I’d watch it.

The only thing I could not forgive about the whole sorry mess was the fact that the Nerd character, an obvious surrogate for the nerd audience/dinosaur geeks, is denied the chance to even kiss the Nerd Girl character. It was an enormous F-U to the audience.

Law and Order: Special Apocalyptic Unit

She will be my plastic pal who’s fun to be with!

OK in the book (I don’t remember which one) didn’t Melisandre already create an illusory version of the leader of the wildlings? The magic-clone-fake was burned alive and the real one was secretly OK. I thought that the way out of Jon being dead was simply “Melisandre doesn’t want him dead.”

You Know Nothing...

Moving a movie out of the busy holiday season and into October does not seem like a vote of confidence.

Why does the December calendar end on the 30th? I need an answer lest I spend the rest of my life inventing a time machine so I can ask the teacher who wrote it that way.

Didn’t Doctor Who already have an episode that explained the Loch Ness Monster?