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It’s hard to watch two women and a prissy man get so utterly beat down by a candidate armed with facts, wit, and no filter.

You mean good swimmers aren’t necessarily that bright ?

Jut think of the ones that were slower, his knuckles would practically drag.

Just think.............of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

Jail and a fine isn’t enough, he needs to learn a lesson. Strap him down and make him watch last night’s debate from beginning to end.

They are going to bring back the Fiero

Maybe a fire proof Lambo?

How did Orlove not know this?

Inside sources have recently revealed that this vehicle is a testbed for a new type of high-performance floor mat.

I think you’re right. Definitely possibly could theoretically be a Cruze.

Pretty sure thats a development mule for the new chevy cruz. Or maybe f150.

Maybe just some guy who keeps seeing pictures of test mules and wondered, Man, where can I get a sweet paint job like that?

Oh look! The new mid-engine Corvette!

I expected something to go “horribly wrong” but instead my thought was “dude might be dumb but that looks fucking awesome.”

The only thing depressing is the 4 minutes of my life I’ll never get back after reading this article and watching the videos waiting for something interesting to happen...

Indeed. You’ll learn a lot from falling 50 feet. More than twice as much from 100...

I think that was a tropical depression, bro.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Even if he had wiped out, I’d still give him credit. You can’t win on every play in every sport and you don’t learn unless you fall.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.