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Looking good there, son.

Wow, someone’s triggered

You mean “stealing quarters out of the neighbors’ laundry machines”? Because that’s the closest thing to a paying job I foresee in the next many years.

And how is your manager position at Starbucks going?

This Fox said “Bbbbrrrrrrrr, it’s cold”.

This is why I’m terrified of going to Manhattan Mini Storage. It always seems like an army of crazy hobo vampires is waiting to pop out from around those long long corridor corners.

Well, let’s see.

This is Gawker. Genius is pretty much anyone who can fog up a mirror.

You can live even cheaper in a tent under a bridge as long as we are talking about blatantly illegal living situations.

You’ve never had Firefox freeze on you?

Dead fox still have tails.

Role Tied - lets play some FUTBAWL

That is a lie, everyone knows no people live in Nevada. It is like Westworld, the humans come to visit and the hosts only serve as programmed.

Hot damn, did Alabama finally move up a rank?

I live in Nevada and literally do not know a single person who supports this.

Are we that surprised that they voted for this when they have the lowest education level?