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Worst word in the human vocabulary: “Moist”

Funny, just watched the Top Gear episode regarding this car the other day.

Next to Megatron, yes.

+69 stars

honestly not much of something to compete against.

I’d feed my left hand to Tyson’s tiger to listen to that

all understandable stuff

In my town in NY they don’t allow street parking from 4AM-8AM.

You sir. You won the internet today. Well played!

Haha. Canadaland.

Was this from the beginning of the season???

Interested until I read “Detroit”.

Thats a bold move, cotton.

...a $25 gift card to Sizzlers!!

+1 look what this man just said

You’re my hero.

+1 farting dragon.

This needs to be on urban dictionary, ASAP.

Haha. Festus.

Seems the Diamondbacks just got their shit rattled.