Now it’s time for them to pay... deerly.

Come at me, doe.

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

Deer never get payback. He was looking to buck the trend.

That’s “Oh doe! The puns, they’re buck!”

It looks like he fought...

Haha very PUNny.

I was expecting 21 ladies...

It’s quite......PUN-ishing

COTD overload.

+1 reach(around)

Hallowed be thy dong

Padres are certainly good at putting their dongs in questionable places.

“Wow, dad, that dog must’ve flown 150 yards!”

I did 145 in my Saab 9-5 once and didn’t get caught because I did it in a rural area with no other cars in sight. Does that make it okay? Not really, but most men attempt something like this at least once in their life.

Also, does nobody want to admit that they did exactly this as a teenager, and they only reason they weren’t caught was pure, dumb luck?

Could have been worse… Could have been Virginia!

At 146 mph + teenage driver I doubt that the radar detector would be effective.

With engineering like that, it’s hard to understand why Lancia isn’t a dominant player in the global car market.